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Chicago's most famous land developer, Ronaldo Rump has turned the 'Windy City' into a massive Rump development. No sooner does he vaporize a building than a new one mysteriously appears. Be it a Rump Burger location, a Rump Cola distributor, a Rump Air Reservation Centre, or a Rump Chicken-on-a-Stick restaurant, Ronaldo Rump is The Man in the great city of Chicago.

How does he do it? Ah... Stay tuned.

For most, Chicago would be more than enough to satisfy ambition... But not for Ronaldo Rump. He won't rest until he's turned Mexico into a Rump Golf and Hotel Resort. He won't be satisfied until he's melted the Polar Ice Caps to make way for some prime beach front property. But if he is to succeed, he must first find a way to get past the Biker Mice From Mars.

And don't let the bad haircut fool you. If you get in Rump's way you might hear ... "You're fired!" Or worse...